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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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