so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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