Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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