you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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