brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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