Whod you bang
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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