She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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