after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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