I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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