they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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