Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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