we're blogging at a bar
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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