ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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