we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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