Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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