I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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