i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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