Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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