Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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