ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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