So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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