Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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