Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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