Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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