I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
