i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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