I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My dick has a subreddit
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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