Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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