quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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