Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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