but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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