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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Dude, I just rear-ended a cab

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Are you drunk?

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  A little...yes

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  Run!

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  Terrible brother advice.

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• (607): View more from New York

  So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"

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• (518): View more from New York

  I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (424): View more from California

  I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  69'd by candlelight when the power went out.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.

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