How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I am naked and annoyed.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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