I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
