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i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"

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(973): View more from New Jersey

if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night

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(203): View more from Connecticut

it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore

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(863): View more from Florida

I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.

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(313): View more from Michigan

remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall

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(347): View more from New York

He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that

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