This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm both gender and math confused
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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