Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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