dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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