Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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