? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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