so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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