The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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