One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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