I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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