PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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