So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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