who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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