so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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