This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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