Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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