Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i think i have two assholes
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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