He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm experimenting with sincerity
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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