No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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