is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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