Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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